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Life ho to aisay,
Monday do dosty,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko rest,
Monday ko next.




Zindagi behal hai,
Sor hai na taal hai,
SMS  box bhi kangal hai,
Kia apki SMS factory mein hartal hai ?
Kuch to SMS bheju.
Mere Mobile ke zindagi ka sawal hai.




Aanso tera nikle to ankhein meri ho,
Dil tera darke aur to darkan meri ho,
Khuda kare ke dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Ke nokri to kare aur salary meri ho....




I want u to be in with me in nice restaurant,
to have candle light dinner & say those sweet
words to you..... Pay the bill




If you want succeed in life, be sweet like honey,
regular like clock, fresh like rose, soft like
tissue, strong like rock, sure like death and smart like me..



Life brings kabhi khushi kabhi gham,
when it ends? na tom jano na ham,
So lets do masti, Who knows kal ho na ho
But whenever you need a true friend
Maen Hoo Naa...





When you feel lonely & alone & cannot see anyone around you,
The world seems to be fading away,
come along with me i'll take you to an eye specialist..





Dil sey dil laga kar to dekho
hamari yadon me ansoo baha kar to dekho.
SMS to kia call bhi karongi,
Ek bar mere mobile ka bill chukka kar to dekho...



 
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